lets play the “whats the weirdest pairing you ship” game go in my ask and ill um comment on ur ship i guess idfk just do it
DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE LIKE SIX THOUSAND KINDS OF TOMATOES
vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell
i remember when Hetalia was my main fandom and I had this month long period where I was obsessed with Prupan
like Prussia and Japan and it was the biggist crack ship but i just??? didn’t care lmao
I just remmebered that randomly
HETALIA: homestuck! there you are I’ve been looking all over the place for you man!! what’s goin-
HETALIA: oh my god.
HOMESTUCK: ohhey hetata! *hic* fuck that aint it
HETALIA: oh man what’s gotten into you homestuck?!? who died this time??
HETALIA: I’m your diamondy quadrant friend-its like my job to help you with this!
HOMESTUCK: what’s a ‘homestuck’?
HOMESTUCK: well i’m goin go purify some goats*hic!* ghosts now! get me some crodits and shit
HOMESTUCK: maybe later you can tell me all about this hamsteak thing you like so much, k?
HOMESTUCK: u look so adorbs when you talk bout things ur passinorte *passonate about! ;D
Your name is HETALIA and YOU’RE NOT QUITE SURE WHAT’S HAPPENED TO YOUR FRIEND.
I was going to say this is an America is a precious baby post, but then I remembered that’s pretty much every America post in existence
You know how you get those posts with Americans and Brits bickering over freedom and tea and scones and spelling.
And the rest of us who aren’t from either country are just looking on like
oh just kiss already
WE. ARE. NOT. YOUR. OTP
GOD WE HAVE SHIPPERS
Next time on People Who Don’t Know About Hetalia
the other day i was walking to class when i was suddenly hit with an intense sensation of secondhand embaressment and I didn’t understand why but then I realized Hamburger Street was playing on my ipod and I didn’t notice right away because it was an instrumental version
Jesus Christ America’s character songs are so painful to listen to
Or maybe he’s thinking about raping Britain…the world may never know…. I think I just ruined the moment…
shut the fuck up i swear to god
are you for real
No, get out!
It is not okay to fucking joke about this shit.
Okay wait. The first serious episode in ages and you come up with that?
Maybe this was himayura trying to make a point to the hetalia fandom
France isnt a rapist.
That could have been the point of the whole episode
He cant love, so why would he try to enforce it? Sure he flirts but that’s completely different to actually doing something like that
Think about it this way:
They’re nations. They cant die. What if France fell in love? He couldnt just hurt them, he wouldnt be able to stand it. What if he had to fake his death?
It would be a good cover for someone who’s immortal.
Damn, this is the SECOND time I had to clear this up for someone XD
I was JOKING, I know you might be one of “those” people who would typically respond by “RAPE isn’t a fuckin’ JOKE!” and I know, it’s a real problem in the world today, but I never claimed to have a “sane” sense of humor. I’m not implying that France is a rapist, I agree that he is a great character and he would never do something like that, but I tend to do things a bit differently than others, so I don’t need a gang of butthurt fan girls piling up at my doorstep.
ＹＯＵ ＤＯ ＴＨＩＮＧＳ ＤＩＦＦＥＲＥＮＴＬＹ ＨＵＨ？ ＹＯＵ’ＲＥ ＳＯ ＵＮＩＱＵＥ ＡＮＤ ＳＰＥＣＩＡＬ． ＹＯＵ ＭＡＫＥ ＪＯＫＥＳ ＡＢＯＵＴ ＲＡＰＥ ＡＮＤ ＡＢＵＳＥ ＴＨＡＴ’Ｓ ＳＯ ＫＡＷＡＩＩ． ＮＯ ＩＴ ＭＡＫＥＳ ＹＯＵ ＡＮ ＩＮＳＥＮＳＩＴＩＶＥ ＡＳＳＨＯＬＥ． ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＮＯＴＩＣＥ ＴＨＡＴ ＮＯ ＯＮＥ ＩＳ ＬＡＵＧＨＩＮＧ？
ＲＥＧＡＲＤＬＥＳＳ ＯＦ ＹＯＵＲ ＯＰＩＮＩＯＮ ＯＦ ＦＲＡＮＣＥ ＴＨＡＴ ＷＡＳ ＮＯＴ ＡＮ ＯＫ ＪＯＫＥ ＴＯ ＭＡＫＥ．
you just pissed off Satan congrats
“it’s so big” whispered england as america revealed his national debt
Do not post things like this.
We have started shipping planets.
Don’t make us ship countries too.